War for Dummies

Published on ZNet, by DAvid Swanson (first on War Is A Crime), April 10, 2014.

… Check out a recent Washington Post report.

Now there I go misleading you again. While it’s true that the editors of the Washington Post are often dummies and often want wars to be waged, that’s not what I mean right now. I think members of the U.S. government and its obedient media constitute an important but tiny exception to the rule this report points to.

The facts as reported on April 7th are these:  

  • 13% of us in the United States want our government to use force in Ukraine;
  • 16% of us can accurately identify Ukraine’s location on a map;
  • the median error by Americans placing Ukraine on a map is 1,800 miles;
  • some Americans, based on where they identified Ukraine on a map, believe that Ukraine is in the United States,
  • some say it’s in Canada, some Africa, some Australia, some Greenland, some Argentina, Brazil, China, or India;
  • only a small number believe Ukraine is in an ocean.

And here’s the interesting bit:

The further our respondents thought that Ukraine was from its actual location, the more they wanted the U.S. to intervene militarily. Even controlling for a series of demographic characteristics and participants’ general foreign policy attitudes, we found that the less accurate our participants were, the more they wanted the U.S. to use force, the greater the threat they saw Russia as posing to U.S. interests, and the more they thought that using force would advance U.S. national security interests.”

I take this to mean that some people believe that attacking Alaska or the continental United States (where they believe Ukraine to be located) will advance “U.S. national security interests.” This suggests one of two things: either they believe the United States would be better off bombed (and perhaps suicidal tendencies account for some of the staggering stupidity reported by the Washington Post) or they believe the United States is located in Asia or Africa or somewhere other than where they’ve indicated that Ukraine is on the map.

I also take this report to mean the following: ignorant jackasses are the only statistically significant group that wants more wars. Virtually nobody in the United States wants a U.S. war in Iran or Syria or Ukraine. Nobody. Except for serious hardcore idiots. We’re talking about people who can’t place Ukraine in the correct landmass, but who believe the United States should go to war there … //

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The less Americans know about Ukraine’s location, the more they want U.S. to intervene, on The Washington Post, by KYLE DROPP, JOSHUA D. KERTZER and THOMAS ZEITZOFF, April 7, 2014;

Die beste Rede aller Zeiten – Charlie Chaplin, 3.38 min, von Peters Durchblick am 5. April 2012 hochgeladen: Peter’s Webseite.

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